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I'd be more excited to visit the new star wars sections of Disneyland/world than seeing this movie.

Who is the the last Skywalker? Unless they reveal Luke is Rey's father (and that would be character assassination...Luke, you a-hole, How can you abandon your own daughter?)...then Leia is the only Skywalker left, right? It's not like they can spring another one out of the woodwork on us! Although, lets be real. Are we supposed to believe that Luke remained celibate all these years and never had kids? The galaxy could be teeming with Skywalkers for all we know. It's too late to introduce a new character now though. In empire, Yoda referred to Leia as the other Skywalker. If she's really dead, and they don't try to CGI her in or something, maybe they're loosely referring to Kylo as the last Skywalker, since he disowned the Solo name when he killed Han? Maybe he has a change of heart and hooks up with Rey. They rule the galaxy together - a Disney fairy tale ending. But then he would have redeemed his name and become a solo again. And let's get real again, no-one will forgive him for killing Han Solo! So that's the worst case scenario! So maybe Rey goes evil and joins Kylo and the rule the galaxy together. Same end result, more believable. She does have a bit of an anger problem, like him. They both have daddy issues...what am I saying? Kylo has to die! NO FORGIVENESS YOU PATRICIDAL MANIAC!

Here's what will really happen:

PREDICTION: Rey tries to bring Kylo back from the dark side, he dies in the battle despite her efforts to save him. Rey is Luke's daughter. Disney follows the plot line of Return of the Jedi to the T, we're all annoyed, but expected nothing less!

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Who said anything about last Skywalker, it's The Rise of Skywalker, dude :lol:

My predictions are:

Rey is just another Padawan, not Luke's daughter, but instead represents a rebirth of sorts for the Jedi.  She leads into the ensuing trilogy even though Daisy (according to her) won't be playing the character.

Rey and Kylo will almost certainly have another confrontation, but this time grandfather will become involved, and that's what brings him to the light side. 

Kylo and Rey (and maybe grandfather too) take out Palpatine again in some fashion reminiscent of ROTJ.

 

I say this because I'm guessing they tie in how Palpatine told Anakin about a Sith Lord that had obtained force powers that defied death, which was actually himself he was talking about.

 

Force ghosts galore including, Hayden Christensen...

 

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NO HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN!!!  Not only did he almost kill off Star Wars for me, he's not an actor anymore.  They couldn't bring him back if they wanted to.  I guess they could have done something with Darth Vader, as James Earl Jones is still very much alive and keen to do voice work for the series still.  But he's redeemed, that's why Lucas made another edit to Return of the Jedi to include Hayden in ghost form.  You can't have a ghost Vader.

Like I said though, fan theory's are always better than what will happen.  We already know the guy who botched the Last Jedi has been given the go ahead on the next trilogy.  There will have to be some tie-in for that in this last movie.  We also know where the last movie ended...  The last of the Resistance consists of C3PO/R2D2/BB8, Poe Dameron, Leia, Chewie, Finn, Rey, and that asian chick.  I don't even remember if any of Black Squadron survived, I'll have to (dreadingly) rewatch.  As for the First Order, Snoke is dead, and I believe General Hux died too.  All that's left is Kylo.  I agree with the rehash of ROTJ though..  JJ Abrams is back at the helm, and that's all he knows how to do.  Remember that Star Trek Movie with Khan?  Same thing, just switched around. 

What they need to do is bring Grand Admiral Thrawn out of wherever he's hiding.  Maybe they can do that with the next trilogy. 

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Anakin/Vader (same thing to me)

Much like Arnold, Hayden will BE BACK!

To save his grandson from the dark side, but I don't see him coming back as Vader.  I wouldn't however rule out some force projection BS of Vader though, ala TLJ.

The original trilogy stands the test of time with the second not being nearly as bad as I originally thought.  The third has really been nothing but a complete disaster with really nice special effects and abysmal writing, or more like downright plagiarism.

 

 

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On 8/22/2019 at 8:31 AM, tthurman said:

Who said anything about last Skywalker, it's The Rise of Skywalker, dude :lol:

Lol...I can't even remember the name. Shows how much I'm anticipating the release, huh?

Okay, then. Rey is Luke's daughter. She defeats Kylo, returns democracy to the senate, and they dissolves the Empire. Then Rey rebuilds the Jedi order. The following trilogy will take place later, with one of her Padawans, and we repeat the Jar-Jar debacle all over again. Or perhaps it will be a remake of the prequel trilogy to try and replace those films from the cannon?

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These are fun a listen (each is a good length for a shift at work, doing yard work, or a long drive):

We need more radio dramas of movies and other stories. I think it's great that Mark Hamill did these. I imagine it was good practice, but I don't know if these were produced before or after the theatrical performances. Either way, one was good practice for the next. They also provide interesting backstory that may or may not challenge "official" cannon.

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There's never balance. Only chaos and disorder. Rey destroys the baddies, builds a new Jedi order, Bernie Sanders establishes a new senate and declares himself Supreme Chancellor, and before a clone army of Jar-Jars is activated by his issuing of Order 666, an asteroid obliterates his throne, the Jedi temple, and Disney headquarters - THE END.

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I see the opening frame in that video, and I'm not wanting to watch it yet (spoilers).  Before I click the play button can you confirm for me it's spoiler free? :D

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It's as spoiler free as any movie trailer can be.

You Tube sites galore have already dissected it to pieces, and on the surface anyway, it looks like this movie might actually be decent.

 

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Dam it! That looks amazing. But Disney+ ? ...maybe, IDK.

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Yeah, doubtful I'll ever see an episode, but it does look interesting.

 

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Darth Vader returns as his old self and battles Palpatine at the end to save Kylo from the dark side.  It is force immortality.

Also Luke wasn't mysteriously disintegrated by use of the force projection at the end of TLJ and is in almost the entire movie.  Instead it was a trick designed to bring Palpatine back, who also happens to bring Snoke with him.

You heard it here first!

You can thank me later for saving  you fifteen bucks and two hours you'd otherwise loose.

 

 

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Reylo fans will be happy about this one.

 

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