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  1. "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein 

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  2. "Fools" said I, "you do not know
    Silence like a cancer grows
    Hear my words that I might teach you
    Take my arms that I might reach you"
    But my words like silent raindrops fell
    And echoed in the wells of silence

  3. "I got a fever! And the only prescription... is more cowbell!"

  4. Just a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?! THAT'S IT, THEN!! Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!

  5. "Nothing will keep us together / We can beat them for ever and ever / We can be heroes, just for one day" - David Bowie "Heroes"

  6. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

  7. Give a man a match and he will be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

    1. DazzleHP

      DazzleHP

      i know i've seen this out of context right? :o

  8. So, come up to the lab and see what's on the slab, I see you shiver with antici......pation. But maybe the rain isn't really to blame, so I'll remove the cause... but not the symptom.

  9. MΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    1. uberpubert69

      uberpubert69

      I don't want to take it though...

  10. Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code... I've figured out these shadow organizations... And the Illuminati know... That they're finally primed for world domination...

  11. A CASE WITH FOUR STONES IN IT! NOT ONE OR TWO OR THREE, BUT FOUR! FOUR STONES! W-WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH AN EMPTY CASE?!

    1. stigzler
    2. nullPointer

      nullPointer

      Cuatro piedras. No están allí.

    3. DazzleHP

      DazzleHP

      Torture who you have to, President, I don't care. Just bring me the stones. You have one hour.

  12. Battle is the Great Redeemer. It is the fiery crucible in which true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in.

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    2. tthurman

      tthurman

      You guys need to watch Edge of Tomorrow. It's a good flick!

    3. DazzleHP

      DazzleHP

      I did, yesterday, but then i got a feeling i watched it again, yesterday...

    4. tthurman

      tthurman

      hah! I thought you guys were serious 8)

  13. FINALLY getting around to setting up GameBase for Atari 800 and ST systems... lots to relearn!

    1. stigzler

      stigzler

      * Shudders @ the idea of the "relearning" stage.... god's speed :)

  14. I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself... sigh.

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    2. Lighty

      Lighty

      LOL!!! That's the funniest shit I've heard all week!!

    3. DazzleHP
    4. Adultery

      Adultery

      You guys are a trip. :P

      I would have put a joke in here but my laptop didn't make it on time, since it had a "hard drive".

      /end kids jokes

  15. “There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers

    1. nullPointer

      nullPointer

      "But in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass."

      ― Samwise Gamgee, The Two Towers

    2. DazzleHP

      DazzleHP

      PO-TA-TOES!

  16. Need Help? Please click this link to find out what we need from you to be of assistance: http://www.gameex.info/forums/topic/6451-guide-how-to-ask-for-help/?p=47474

  17. For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

    1. GimmeClassics

      GimmeClassics

      The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy :)

    2. simbamame

      simbamame

      A true classic.

  18. The enemy's gate is down!

  19. I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!

  20. There's no place like 127.0.0.1 !

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  23. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

  24. Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

  25. Ticking away.. the moments that make up a dull day...

    1. Adultery

      Adultery

      Tick tock tick tock.... I gotta get ready for work! Dammit! :)

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