User:Stigzler
The unofficial biography and anti-promotion site of the popular 90's Toastmaster and general factotum, Stigzler.
Biography
Early Years and Parentage
There are many rumours considering the origins of this unremarkable individual. Some have argued for mineral fusion, others that it doesn't really matter. One thing is for sure - it took two and one to hold the ladder.....
Schooling
Anecdotally, early education involved talking to a lot to people who sold shoe polish and also those who tended to point (mainly in a vague upward direction). These groundings founded (in an anchoring fashion) a strong belief in many different ideas around holding thoughts in your head for more than a day. Thus, truly eclectic and verbose form the start, his ears often grew at different rates. Over time, like all things, this would balance out, but who knows, right?